PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

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CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

play.coffeerushmc.net

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magic Items Found:	8662
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

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It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Emeralds Found:	7066
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Towns Built:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Enchantments Applied:	148
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

mcs.nivalora.com:23840

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	140
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crops Grown:	2985	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

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LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Votes:	6644	Animals Bred:	55
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

play.lpib.net

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mines Excavated:	2393	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

play.reveriemc.xyz

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	734920
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

gaia.sparked.network:25608

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

bleachevolved.modded.fun

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

sasquatch.apexmc.co:25756

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

venus.riftcraftmc.com

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Potions Brewed:	95
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

minecraft.folkhack.com

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mines Excavated:	4145	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

playsc.eu

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Emeralds Found:	1389	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Buildings Constructed:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	273
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	833	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network