PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2800	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

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OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	New Chunks Explored:	632113
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	70	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1093
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	8343	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	30

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Votes:	180	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	7165	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Farms Harvested:	720
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Emeralds Found:	2303	Alien Abductions:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crops Grown:	7184
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mines Excavated:	3968
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7687

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	85	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com