PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

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RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Gods Slained:	0

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	275	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Void Gems Collected:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8534	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
New Chunks Explored:	211845	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	83	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8180	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6219	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Enchantments Applied:	248	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Votes:	1506
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4679
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mines Excavated:	2615

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Star Shards Collected:	86	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

mcservers.oreo.gg