PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2976
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

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LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2582	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchantments Applied:	94

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Items Found:	2031	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7987
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ores Mined:	6890	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Votes:	6810	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Votes:	3914
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchantments Applied:	181	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9630
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club