PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Towns Built:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	571286
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Ores Mined:	7693

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, rigid Minecraft servers with no excitement or creativity? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Our server is built on insanely autistic fakeprecision, making it the most unique and unpredictable server out there. You’ll never know what to expect next, as our content is constantly changing and evolving in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that even Zuck himself is focused on owning the Gekapselte Turing Machines and their Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar. You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

A Whole New World

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

A little about us…

AWNW started off as a simple Survival server, but over the last year we have grown to now support multiple servers all connected via one lobby. Want to just play Minecraft and hang out and meet new friends in a great community? We have SO many great players in our community, and a dedicated staff as well! We love to have mini-events, build contest, and are growing bigger everyday! Whether you like to play Survival, Skyblock, Creative, etc, we offer it all in one big community. So come see why AWNW is the #1 whitelist server and get welcomed into an awesome community of players!

Server Information…

– Server IP: mc.awnw.net (Read bottom for whitelisting info) – Website: http://www.awnw.net (Register here to be eligible for higher ranks)

How to join…

– Step 1: Visit http://www.awnw.net and Register on our website – Step 2: Once you register and login, go to http://www.awnw.net/whitelist and fill out the whitelist form – Step 3: Be patient while our staff gets to your application to review and accept it – Step 4: While waiting to be accepted, post here in this thread saying hi! You’ll get notified when added!

mc.awnw.net

Learncraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Animals Bred:	95
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Our server is practically vanilla 1.8.3, but it has a minor addition to it in the form of special quiz booths that spit out trivia questions, which you can answer for mats/blocks. This server is basically intended to test our capabilities(server load etc.), and this mod/concept that we’re working on.

Currently there are minimal restrictions in place. Please feel free to drop by and give us some feedback in this thread:

http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/servers/pc-servers/survival-servers/2411920-learncraft-no-whitelist-free-for-all

learncraft.angrymage.com:25566

Captain Craft

Factions, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2621	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to the All NEW CAPTAIN CRAFT!!! We specialize in survival and Factions and we are also looking for staff atm! So when you join please type /warp apply to apply but if you wish not to its ok and type /warp wild!

198.154.115.36

Clashnia

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Votes:	3458
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1587
Divine Spears Created:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3551	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Clashnia is a survival server with a dark twist- at night, not only do the denizens of the Minecraft world attempt to eat you, you and other players have the ability to become vampires, and as such, pvp only occurs at night. We also possess a fully immersive economy as well as the ability to protect your own property from griefing, not to mention minigames such as skyblock, paintball, and so on. As if that were not enough, we even have a creative world. That’s a lot to be excited about!

Our motto on Clashnia is Survive, Build, and Befriend. Survive by arming yourselves, grouping up, and fighting back against the monsters that inhabit the land. Build anything to your heart’s desire if you can gather the resources- build anything from a small cabin to a castle to a well-oiled defense mechanism. Finally, befriend other friendly members- by joining clashnia, you also join a friendly, helpful community full of people who love the game and the community.

Our staff is friendly, trained, and helpful. Our rules are very simple and easy to follow, guaranteeing you the most freedom you can find on any high quality minecraft server. This is what our mission has been for the last three years in making Clashnia the server for you.

Join us and see what Minecraft can truly be- the IP is play.clashnia.com. I hope to see you all there! Our forums are also at . Definitely stop by.

play.clashnia.com

TheAwkwardNetwork

Factions, KitPvP, Prison

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4553	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

We are a healthy friendly community that is just getting started! The AwkwardPVP Staff – Team is dedicated to answering any questions you might have. Our Server is currently Factions , Prison , Kitpvp and more soon to come! 1.8+ SERVER!

167.114.163.195

BreakingMC

Factions, Prison, Raiding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Animals Bred:	128	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

BreakingMC-Network is the ultimate player vs player experience, Here is where you will make a name for yourself, conquer everything be the top 10 on the Leaderboard’s be the best of the best here on BreakingMC we want to make sure that you can fulfill that and not have to worry about lag or anything ensure each of our servers is ran on a amazing hosting platform so we have extremely stable servers we have amazing ranks and staff that i can tell you will love straight off the bat.

play.breakingmc.net

OPMinecraft

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5165
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

IP: OPMinecraft.com

Why should you join? [+] CUSTOM PLUGINS – BLASTNG – TOKENS [+] CRATES [+] DROP PARTIES [+] SUPER OP! [+] 40+ RANKS [+] BEST HIT DETECTION! [+] GOOD ECONOMY! [+] LARGE YOUTUBERS!

OPMinecraft.com

OneShotmc

Creative, Factions, Raiding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

OneShotMC is a Minecraft TNT cannon server that is dedicated to testing the limits of your imagination and your cannoning skills. With cannon security and many custom plugins built for cannoning testing, we attempt to make your design process as efficient and easy as possible.

Defaultly, all players will have access to two 2 homes and a giant 512×512 plot which will let you test cannons without bounds. Additionally, all players that vote gain access to WorldEdit, and our vast array of custom cannoning plugins that let you finish your work faster.

play.oneshotmc.com

EvoPvP Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

EvoPvP is a large PvP-focused network with a lot of custom content, all based on gamemodes that you love: – OP Factions – KitPvP – Prison – Creative – Skyblock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4dMpFADo9A

Voting gets you in-game money and items!

Owned by YouTuber MCFinest

play.evopvp.net

Corecraft Hub

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	41739	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Corecraft Network

Corecraft is a unique network which offers only PVP servers to either practice your PVP skills or trying to survive against the strongest PvPers!

Servers: Redstone PVP Regular Factions Over Powered Factions Kit PVP

play.corecraft.me

De mellor server

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2163	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5

— DUTCH — We are a new server with Creative, Games, PvP, Survival. We accept many requests for new games and features. If you have an idea, let us know!

play.salapp.org:25631

HeartillyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	New Chunks Explored:	928440
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	220	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Looking for a server to call home? Join heartillyCraft! HeartillyCraft is a PvE survival server set on hard mode with a few plugins to help make everyone’s experience more rewarding, efficient and enjoyable. Why Join? HeartillyCraft will NEVER be pay to win. EVER. We have simple Grief Prevention Players will never be handed items just because they ask. There will always be a feeling of danger when venturing out into the world. We have Discord, Facebook and website that players may use/visit at anytime. Open a shop or business to sell your items! Visit our second world called Glothlyn; an Epic Generated world! Level up your McMMO skills! Decorative skulls available at our Vault for interior and exterior decorating!

172.93.96.174

The Dominion

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

The Dominion (circa 2013) is a unique Minecraft RPG experience, featuring a hybrid server type of an SMP world for building and classic Minecraft fun, as well as a separate custom built RPG world; complete with a fantasy aesthetic, a highly explorable map, and several unique and increasingly challenging dungeons (with 100% unique loot, of course). While the server is still in its Alpha state, and players are encouraged to help us debug and work out general gameplay shortcomings, the server is fully playable and new content is constantly being worked on and released. Do you have what it takes to be a Dungeoneer?

thedominion.us

The Last Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mines Excavated:	3824	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Only 3 core main rues: No 3rd party hacks (xray) No Spam Respect the Mod Team!

The rest is up to you, 400 block protection from spawn, after that its up to you to survive!

We are looking for a loyal staff/mod team.

IP: thelastsurvival.serverminer.com

thelastsurvival.serverminer.com

Parkercraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	224

PkNetwork is a big italian network. mc.parkercraft.it Join now.

The server has many ways, from combat adventure. Hope you like, excuse my English but I’m Italian! Revenue. Ts: ts.parkercraft.it

mc.parkercraft.it