PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59

New Minecraft Servers

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Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

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McWarside

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Join mc.mcwarside.com now! We have many different game types and will be adding more soon! As of now we have factions, survival, and an OPFactions server! Our staff is the best and the server is Co-Owned. With our 32 gigs of ram per server, the server has NO lag so join now! We have awesome spawns and hubs with amazing plugins! Now with KitPvP! JOIN NOW mc.mcwarside.com

mc.mcwarside.com

DivinePVP

Factions, Raiding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Farms Harvested:	201	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

DivinePVP! Factions – Raid – Grief server! We’re hiring, Coders, Developers and Mods, we currently have donations up, try /buy in game, most of all, Enjoy our server! Today our main Code and Owner – Dragoon has coded most of the server so it is not fully finished, but we will develop more soon!

109.169.58.42

publiclir

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Star Shards Collected:	224
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Welcome to PubliclirMc. PubliclirMc is a server with nice players and a nice staff who helps you with everything you need. The server is based on pvp and towny. If you have any questions about the server or anything else we are happy to help you on the server. Hope to see you in-game and have a nice day!

mc.publiclir.se

Somnus Realms

Creative, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Somnus is a fun server designed for Minecraft at its purest. The main world is survival with towns, skills and magic! The unique magic allows you to do things that no other server lets you do – use nature magic to change the weather and time, or become a vampire, resistant to fall damage and able to turn others into your own kind… There are a range of magic classes that you can pick from as soon as you join in your Class Selection book!

The server also features a unique shop book, which you can use to purchase and sell items to the server or to other players in an easy way. The server’s currency is emeralds, and if you prefer mining to selling then we have a resource world that regenerates regularly to make sure it’s filled with emeralds!

Our rules are simple: 1 – No griefing or raiding, even in wilderness (blocks are logged) 2 – No hacking or use of any modification that provides an unfair advantage 3 – No spamming or advertising in chat 4 – Be nice, excessive bad language or harassment of players won’t be tolerated 5 – Fight fairly, don’t trick players into teleporting to you in order to kill them, or excessively target a player

mc.somnusrealms.com

MonkeyPrison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

We are a Hardcore Prison server rank A-K as well as Free and prestige. The goal of the server is to rankup as well as escaping from jail. You escape from jail by mineing, and rankinup and gets to the free rank!

Enjoy

monkeyprison.net

DawnFire Realms – Somnium

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	4149	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

DFR in a nutshell:

We aim for serious, mature roleplay survival in a realistic dark fantasy world inspired by the lore of Fall from Heaven II. We have 4 main races with MCMMO and Heroes offering 129 possible tier6 combinations of race dependent combat classes and 3 tier6 professions. For a settlement to be self-sufficient it only needs 3 characters with the tier8 professions: Enchanter, Engineer and Forgemaster! A dedicated plugin set offers a.o.: Towny, a precious things economy and many realism enhancing features. We also have a trusted rank system offering perks for our most dedicated players, who rankup though playing, voting and/or donating.

On March 10 we have opened a dream world for all to join called Somnium during alpha. On June 6th we declared beta phase and on September 21st we launched a new and bigger (16k*16k!) carefully selected vanilla seeded map for Somnium. Check out our Live Map @ play.dawnfirerealms.net:8123/# ! Somnium is the world where you all (Souls) can enjoy the experience of our plugin set and the enlightening presence of the other community members, moderators (Guardians) and administrators (Seraphs). All players will start in a spawn town, Astarte, on Somnium. We are creating a huge (32k*32k!) custom designed map for our mortal world Vesperus. That will be whitelisted and requires a dedicated character bio. Whitelisted players (Mortals) wil be allowed to travel there through Nemesis. Somnium will not be disbanded and will remain non-whitelisted and a training ground for both roleplay and survival.

Since Somnium launch we have build a decent roleplayer base, we have significantly expanded our staff team and build a decent plugin set that supports realistic immersive roleplay survival.

On Sept. 21st we launched a new Somnium Vanilla seeded map of 16k*16k! … and much of Somnium is still uncolonized (April 13th 2015)! Players that haven’t played since before Sept. 21st haven’t lost anything. Their characters can stuff their inventories with all their valuables and do /spawn to start in the new Somnium world.

play.dawnfirerealms.net

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

NTraid RPG Survival Server

play.swemine.com

MapleCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Towns Built:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Buildings Constructed:	37	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

—————————————-—————————————-———- Welcome To MapleCraft —————————————-—————————————-———-

Here on Maplecraft We run a OP actions Server Which helps ALL Players start off with Gear! —————————————-—————————————-———- Some Of Our Features Are as Followed —————————————-—————————————-———- Factions Factions, our main game mode and plugin, allows players to team up with each other, build and grow, and raid other factions. It is a very social game mode and also largely based on PvP. —————————————-—————————————-———- McMMO McMMO is a simple plugin with a large impact; it allows players to “rank up” their skills, such as swords for greater damage or mining for, possibly. double drops. The skill progresses as you do certain actions or use certain tools. —————————————-—————————————-———-

play.maplecraftmc.com

LectroPvP

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Factions, PvP, Raiding and more! Minigames will be added! Join now!

198.20.73.212

Paradize Island

Creative, Factions, Roleplay

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Runes Activated:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Paradize Island

87.98.195.44:25865

RiksRealm

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crops Grown:	7745

Welcome to the RiksRealm Network! Forge: Get the recommended version http://files.minecraftforge.net/ Pixelmon: Get pixelmon version 3.5.0 http://pixelmongs.com/core/3.5.0/ Here at RiksRealm we strive for a friendly environment where all players will feel welcomed! We have some of the best staff out there who are always willing to help you, the staff are in all different timezones and if there isn’t a staff on in your timezone feel free to apply! We offer a 100% lag free environment with a few custom plugins like our menus!

riksrealm.com

EpicCloudMC

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mines Excavated:	3882	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Enchantments Applied:	151

We are a Cloud Network providing the best experience minecraft has to offer. We are dedicated to helping players, and improving our community in the best way, we can. Come check us out @ EpicCloudMC.Com!

EpicCloudMC.Com

StarQuestMinecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

This is the server you’ve been looking for! We took minecraft and brought it to the space age. Design, build, and fly your very own spaceship to any one of our nine magnificent custom-generated planets, where you can build your base using incredibly awesome advanced technology! Work your way through our innovative two-tracked rank structure until you dominate the solar system! Trade with people on other planets to acquire all of the resources required for success, or become a pirate and steal the things you need! Protect your settlement with your choice of either WorldGuard, Towny, or Factions. On StarQuest, anything is possible and the galaxy is open for you to explore. And the best part is there are no client mods required!

192.99.20.8

Zombiewolfcraft

Factions, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	8867	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Crops Grown:	5310	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

A fun fraction, parkour, pvp server.

198.154.120.210

Gnyffens

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Animals Bred:	47
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Gnyffens is a classic SMP server that builds on what Micsis left behind.

Gnyffens is a classic SMP server, that builds upon what Micsis left behind.

80.164.71.87