PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

New Minecraft Servers

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Our server is built on insanely autistic fakeprecision, making it the most unique and unpredictable server out there. You’ll never know what to expect next, as our content is constantly changing and evolving in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

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So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CreativeCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Buildings Constructed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

CreativeCraft is a creative network with a strong focus on building. Join us as we build our community and move forward into the new year!

Features include:

play.creativecraft.org

LavaNaCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Divine Spears Created:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

A 1.15 Minecraft server with survival, skyblock, creative, kitpvp, and much more!

https://www.lavanacraft.com https://www.lavanacraft.com/store https://www.lavanacraft.com/discord

play.lavanacraft.com

The Lands of Zara – 24/7 – Town – Games – Arts – DM: Sofetios – Bedrock/MCPE/JAVA Compatible – 1.20.1 – No Whitelist

24×7, Economy, Groups, Nowhitelist, Survival, TOWN, Unique

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	294	Buildings Constructed:	43
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

The Lands of Zara [Semi-vanilla] {Bedrock/Java/MCPE} {No Whitelist} {Unique} {City} {Arts content} {Clans/Groups} {Recent Version} {Dynmap} {Economy}

DISCLAIMER: This is a very new server and I am Newish to running one. The server will continually be in development and grow. It IS playable right now and all. What I mean is it will continue to grow both in features and otherwise. As I am newish to running a server, please be patient with me.—

# **The Lands of Zara**

**About Us**

The Lands of Zara is an unique, fun, and community based server. In this server, imagination is rewarded. Players are encouraged to find new and innovative ways of playing. Whether it be to start a band, make a restaurant, start a newspaper, make a mercenary guild, be a CEO of a merchant company, it is all possible here. What you do in this server is up to you. Think outside the box and try new things. After all, with essence all is possible in The Lands of Zara!

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**Features**

• Different Games (We are not a mini-game server)

• Resource World

• City with buyable/rentable plots

• Encouraged Roleplay

• Some arts based content (Music, Art, Writing, etc.)

• Clans/Guilds/Groups

• NO Donations. Completely Free to play. You get what you earn!

• Own Horses

• Phones!

• Earn Money from Written Books, Art, Music, and more!

• Roleplay Tools!

• Drink Brewing!

• Voting for Small In-game Money!

• Much More!

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**Rules**

• This is a All ages Server. Nothing too inappropriate.

• Use common sense. If it wouldn’t be a good thing to do, don’t do it. So no excessive swearing, no exploiting, no hacking, etc.

• No Mods Allowed (We have a Dynmap for non-advantage areas (city, games world, etc.)

• Portal and spawn camping is not allowed.

• No plagiarism of another’s works. This includes copying someone’s works without permission, selling their works without their permission, using another’s works in a way not intended, etc.

• Be imaginative. A big part of the server is for you to create!—

Community, Contact, and More Information Our main form of communication will be through our discord server. If you need to reach me personally, my Discord name is sofetios . For more in depth information about the server, go to the “⁠in-depth-info” tab of our discord server!

**Discord Server Link:** discord.gg/ZbyNGgG5hp

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**Owner DM:** sofetios

!By connecting to the IP you agree to follow the rules!

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**IP: **51.222.186.192:25576

51.222.186.192:25576

CubixCreation

PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Farms Harvested:	769
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6545
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

CubixCreation: If your reading this, your probabally wondering “What kind of Survival server is this?”. Well I will answer that question. This is a Survival server with a great community, staff that help you, not meaninglessly pubish you, and good fun gameplay! We have custom structures such as a City of the Dead, massive dungeons, and you will find lots of little huts hidden through-out the 5000×5000 world. We of course have GriefPrevention and Essentials, and a permissions managment plugin but thats all! We strive to be as simple as possible. As one member said, “This server is vanilla, with sprinkles!”. If you want more in depth info about the server go to the servers website here: http://www.cubixcreation.weebly.com/ Have fun!

198.24.162.110

Minebrawl

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Hey, you there! Join Minebrawl today, we’ve got loads of fun gamemodes, a great community, active staff, and more!

1) We have the GTA gamemode, an extremely fun game involving guns, shooting, and driving in a large open-world city map!

2) Our staff are online 24/7, ready to assist you with anything you may ever require!

3) Our Prison has an amazing economy and challenging rankup system, but has a helpful and supportive base of players that will assist you in ranking up.

minebrawl.org

FubarPvP

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchantments Applied:	118
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

FubarPvP offers a unique minecraft experience; we focus on the adventure side of minecraft, and pride ourselves in hosting a fun filled world for you to explore and enjoy. There are treasures and secrets hidden around the map for you to search for or stumble upon. We’re unlike other servers, making money isn’t our first priority, our number one goal is to provide a fun and fair server where you and your friends can team up and climb to the top. We have a unique in game ranking system that allows you to accomplish in game feats to earn ranks and rewards such as commands or ingame items. There are two rank paths that you get to choose from at the start. Will you choose Good, or Evil? Each path has it’s own unique rank names and perks. Our staff team is mature, extremely active, and most importantly fair. If this sounds like something you’d enjoy, please stop by and start your journey today!

play.fubarpvp.net

McMonarch Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchantments Applied:	256	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

McMonarch is a medium sized community which supports all ages. We maintain the server to be family friendly for younger audiences, while offering areas, such as TeamSpeak3 for our older members to unwind and relax.

McMonarch.co.uk

MCParks

Creative

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	New Chunks Explored:	645120
Astral Projections Made:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

McParks is a Minecraft server dedicated to building Theme Parks to scale in Minecraft. We currently have 9 Theme Parks being worked on You can connect to each server by typing /server followed by the server name. Here is the list of servers: /Server WDW = Walt Disney World /Server Creative = Creative/Freebuild /Server DL = Disneyland California /Server USO = Universal Studios Orlando /Server DCL = Disney Cruise Line

We are on 1.7.10

Additional Notes McParks is the biggest ‘Theme Park’ server in all of Minecraft. While many of the parks are growing, they are growing at a very rapid rate. MCParks contains a small but dedicated team of just around ten imagineers. This group of builders lives and breathes themeparks and building in Minecraft. MCParks also contains a team of just around twenty guest relations members. These guys are devoted to helping out each and every guest!

MCParks is proudly recognized by servers such as TheVoxelBox and is proud to call MCParks home to several TVB builders and staff. MCParks has been recognized by Walt Disney Imagineers such as Jason Grandt, one of the leading designers at Walt Disney Imagineering. Over the past year, MCParks has been a proud home to over 15,000 loyal guests and visitors. From one day visits, to everyday drop ins, MCParks is sure to be the place you want to be at!

main.mcparks.us

minecrafters.nl

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Farms Harvested:	572	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

minecrafters.nl is 4 years old and every block is made in survival. More than 1 billion blocks have been placed in survival by 60,000 different people. You can buy and sell your own areas, make shops, make teleporters. We have a lot of mini games. And you will learn a lot on our server, such as working together in a team.

minecrafters.nl

Epic-Craft

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Emeralds Found:	4000	Magic Crystals Found:	21

A server with factions that has guns, jetpacks, cars, the moon, rockets you can use to go to other worlds, custom items, custom recipes, an economy, and Emerald tools. We also have kitpvp with guns and jetpacks, creative with protected plots, and extreme parkour with command blocks.

epiccraft-mc.no-ip.org

DantyCraft

PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	69
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

it has taken 3 days and an all nighter to push the server to release today/tonite!!

hope you guys and gurls like dis server and will be upgraded soon with a new custom ip (dantycraft.net) and upgrade the ram for the server for less lag!

so come and play today and have some phun! —————————————————————- Our currency is Grass Blocks, Markets are Villager Traders, Making a parkour soon, PvP Zone for players who wanna FIGHT, Info list on how to use Skyblock!, Staff who can help with problems!,

216.172.106.219

Relic-MC

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

Relic-MC is a survival multiplayer server with light role play elements and a dedicated staff committed to making your stay as enjoyable as possible.

Players start shipwrecked on an island, the only memory that they were sent to claim a mysterious relic. Not much is known about it, other than it has great power which could end the ongoing wars. The problem is the relic is sentient and doesn’t want to be found! Band together to survive the changing environment, monsters or even rival groups!

Whether you want to build, fight monsters, search for clues about whats going on or just have a polite conversation with the relic when its awake, you’ll find something interesting on our server.

Features: Working economy, light RP, player influenced plot, races, community events, contests, forums, lottery, ghosts, jail, chest protection MCDungeon, claim protection and more!

mc.relic-mc.com

Budder Realms

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Budder-Realms (also known as MC-Budder or Butter Realms) is a Minecraft server! Budder-Realms has Factions (Factions is like basic survival, but you can claim land and invite other people to your faction, take over people’s land, etc!), but with GUNS! We also have a Creative world if you don’t like to fight. (Creative Worlds, also known as plot worlds are worlds when you can free build cool things on a large area of land. You have creative mode on plot worlds and only you and people you allow can build/destroy.)

mcbudder.com

HyperFrost

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6443	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Hyperfrost provides a premium minecraft experience with a relaxed and enjoyable environment, excellent community and dedicated staff.

You wont find a server with the same feel as us, so come and find your new home here today!

WEBSITE: http://www.hyperfrost.net IP: play.hyperfrost.net

play.hyperfrost.net

Butte County

PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Just a area for people to have fun, Just a area for people to have fun, Just a area for people to have fun, Just a area for people to have fun, Just a area for people to have fun

104.36.85.31