PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, rigid Minecraft servers with no excitement or creativity? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Our server is built on insanely autistic fakeprecision, making it the most unique and unpredictable server out there. You’ll never know what to expect next, as our content is constantly changing and evolving in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that even Zuck himself is focused on owning the Gekapselte Turing Machines and their Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar. You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Ragnarok

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8545
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

This server is an enhanced survival world where you can do everything you can imagine. We have a player based economy. We have added usable guns in our server, we have a myriad of different types of mini-games, we have tons of build contests of all types including themed builds and art contests. We usually have at least one build contest a month.

The entrance to the server is very unique in that it is a morality test. We want to see what kind of person you are and we have developed a test to determine this. If you fail the test or fail to follow the rules posted during the test you will most likely be banned permanently or if you are lucky jailed for a short time.

We believe in quality over quantity in our player base. We would rather have 30 of the nicest people in Minecraft than have 60 dirtbags.

Come give us a shot you WILL NOT regret it.

Ragnarok.icu

Pias kleiner Baukasten

PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	66	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Kleiner Coop-Home Server. – No griefing – Unrestricted building (approximate building area will be distributed!) – PVE Enviroment

pia.hopto.org:25566

Rock Diamond Prison

Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Votes:	9540
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	317	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198

An amazingly addicting prison experience like never seen before! Secrets and crude humour makes this an enthusiasts choice!

Wicked little prison server, we have just started up, lots of fun! Come join us and bring your friends, we will convert you to the dark side and you wont look back.

Ranks A-Z, then Freedom! MCMMO! PVP Arena! Woodshed, Petshop, Tree farms and Mobfarms!

Diamonds and Badass Items for voting!

Introduction Video Here: http://imgur.com/LduS0QA

mc.rockdiamond.net

Cypher

PvP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7593	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to CypherMC! We are a server based around all factions. Do you love Factions well come join!

192.95.37.92

Lapis MC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

We are a new survival no-pvp factions server looking to get a community of 20-40 players, if you enjoy the server please invite your friends.

play.lapismc.net

Epic Faction

Creative, Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Potions Brewed:	80
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to Epic Faction, We are a community focused minecraft server who runs the server community first. What does that mean? It means one or two people do not call the shots on the server, we ask the entire community for input before any major decisions are made. We are in rapid launch mode and welcome as many suggestions as we can handle.

We currently have an AWESOME survival and creative server.

Thanks for your support!

~samlander34

play.epicfaction.com

Global PvP

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Features: – McMMO – Faction – PVP – Epic Drop Parties – Mob Arena – Custom Crates

Donate or Vote an www.globalpvp.com Global PVP is not whitelist so feel free to join today. IP: play.globalpvp.com

play.globalpvp.com

CataclysmPvp

Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dimension Hops:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Emeralds Found:	8290
Farms Harvested:	664	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

CataclysmPvp is a massive pvp server. Allows players to fight against each other in various ways. The map was custom built to enable the players to have the most fun on the server.

23.94.159.50

Banana Brotherhood

PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

We are a survival Server! Owner is Bluedude1077. Great community with very excepting people. Join Us Now!

162.244.167.71

CharCraft-Pixelmon 3.3.5

Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
New Chunks Explored:	250648	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

This is a new forge pixelmon 3.3.5 server. First new person to join gets a chance to get a lugia lvl50! Join now and make new friends!

23.94.159.104

Kr-pvp

Factions

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14

We offer:

Factions ,Raiding ,Starter kit ,MobArena ,Great Staff ,PvP Welcome to KR-PvP.com!

The server is easy to come around just read the signs – work your way to the stairs and you’re good to go on your adventure! You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list!

IP: Kr-pvp.com

Play.stadiocraft.com

sephger.de

PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6076
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Hey hey you future players! We are an awesome Vanilla Server and in most areas without PvP. The Server is for all the Minecraft lovers who want to play with others. So its obvious that we want you to be civilized! There is a whitelist, for that contact us at Skype: sephger.minecraft – if you stick to the rules you will have a good time with us! 🙂 See you soon 😀

sephger.de

Fallen City

Economy, Factions, PvP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

198.23.203.73

Vyzon Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	596	Vanishing Items Found:	8

We are an awesome 24/7 network that runs on custom plugins. We have one of the best infrastructures the minecraft community has ever seen. CowManSeth

hub.vyzon.net

Mondopia

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ores Mined:	3449
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to Mondopia ———————————————————————————- IP: mc.mondopia.eu Server Version: 1.8 bis 1.12 Homepage: www.mondopia.eu Ts3 Server: ts.mondopia.de ———————————————————————————– ▗▘Cityserver▗▘▗▘Skyblockserver▗▘▗▘Creativeserver▗▘ ▗▘Skypvpserver▗▘

mondopia.eu