PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/800	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	7458	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, rigid Minecraft servers with no excitement or creativity? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Our server is built on insanely autistic fakeprecision, making it the most unique and unpredictable server out there. You’ll never know what to expect next, as our content is constantly changing and evolving in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that even Zuck himself is focused on owning the Gekapselte Turing Machines and their Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar. You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Endless Survival

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/300	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ores Mined:	6609
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to Endless Survival! We are a well established fully 1.10 server with helpful staff and a friendly, active community. Just a few plugins to make life that bit easier home, tpa, spawn etc. Full grief protection including GriefPrevention and block logging for your peace of mind. Work on community projects, or go it alone. With a fresh map for 1.9 there’s plenty to explore!

mc.endlesssurvival.co.uk

Million-Craft

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival Games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/200	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Enchantments Applied:	183
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

*STAFF NEEDED* Here at Million-Craft we are striving to improve the look and feel of our server including updating the game modes and adding new ones. Join our teamspeak at 149.202.65.197:43703

51.255.6.145

Argarian Network

Factions, Mini Games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/600	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Server Argarian Network ! Minigames for your fun ! Go play in this great network ! With lower price of rank vip, with MUCH NEW MINIGAMES !

mc.argarian.net

RonanCraft

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/700	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Star Shards Collected:	154	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Join our small community and help create a stronger bond between server and player! A server cannot live without the player, so why don’t you drop by and see how strong a server can really be! We have a nice staff team and always looking at ways to improve. —- IP: play.ronancraft.net —- Website: Link: http://ronancraft.net Many progressive Ranks, custom plugins, become a member today!

mc.ronancraft.net

Dannebrog Kingdom

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Raiding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/100	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchantments Applied:	217
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Join us at 138.201.18.35:25574 for a fun, friendly minecraft experience :D! We currently offer the following gamemodes;

– Factions [Raiding, PVP]

– Parkour [Do parkour on our parkour levels]

Voting for us here will give you rewards 🙂

138.201.18.35

NightFlare Gaming

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/100	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	153	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

We are a new server that is hoping that you will join us on our journey to meeting new people, expanding our server, and having a ton of fun!

158.69.28.165

VoxelLoop Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/600	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

The VoxelLoop Network is a series of servers designed to bring you the best possible experience.

Our Factions server is lag free and contains many helpful plugins such as: Grief Prevention, Core Protect, Auctions, Economy, and Furniture. (Post suggestions on our forums) Now, you can also purchase apartments in our towns!

Our Creative server is also lag free and contains large 128×128 plots with the ability to use WorldEdit and furniture. We keep this server lag free by using a plugin that allows WorldEdit commands to be ran in pieces rather than as one large action that can sometimes cause a crash.

Visit our TeamSpeak 3 server: voice.voxelloop.co.uk

vl1.voxelloop.co.uk

Sycho

Factions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/300	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ores Mined:	8280
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Good server, join! NEED STAFF!

who reads these? who reads these? who reads these? who reads these? who reads these? who reads these?

198.27.106.244

Reality-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/900	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Reality-Pixelmon, The all-new pixelmon server fit to any needs! Active polling, Grand Exchange, and unlimited potential! The dedicated owner, and forming staff team are hard at work to put out for our players! Server is hosted on a 24/7 DDoS protected board and network. Come join us today, and mold the future of this immaculate server in progress!

74.124.30.171

Robert Ireland

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/200	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Votes:	6734
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Server 1.8.8 – PVP Creative Survival All players can be opped. Jobs, ArmorShop, Economy, Vault. Friendly server.

88.150.171.90

Harvest Block

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/500	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Potions Brewed:	39	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Votes:	9533
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mines Excavated:	1281
Ores Mined:	1632	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

We are a mature and well-established server that consists of players 18 and older. We are often considered rare because we make no exceptions to this rule. This is to ensure we have a nice friendly bunch of people, from different walks of life, who enjoy playing together because they share a hobby.

Please visit our website to apply for whitelisting!

mc.harvest-block.com

Cuba – Prison

Prison

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/600	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Danish minecraft server, join it and we can make a nice community! You can read more on my website – and if you have any questions can you send me a mail on [email protected] 🙂

149.202.70.151:25615

Minecrafters Go Mooo

Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/700	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

NEED STAFF AND REGULAR PLAYERS!!!

There are two Owners – ItsDIGI and FappyJr/FapToMySkill.

The server has fun plugins, unlimited world, teleports to every biome and no lag!

69.175.55.208

Enchanted Craft

Factions, MCMMO, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/300	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Enchanted Craft is an Alpha Build of something great, We currently only have Survival and Factions but plan on having Creative and Mini-Games

108.166.163.141

Sarefine

KitPvP, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/800	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	163

Sarefine is a server which offers loads of different pvp opportunities, unlike mainstream servers we have a KitPvP based soup server with abilities to rain arrows and suffocate players in ice, 2 of many. We also have a practice server with elo based system in which one can reach the leaderboards and show who is the best. We’re an eu based network soon expanding to many different continents in the future, we look forward to seeing you!

eu.sarefine.com