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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

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Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: mc.laikiux.lt Welcome to Beast Factions! In the Beast Factions you can expect to find a survival type server with hardcore factions! We allow greifing and raiding of all kinds! Also on Beastfactions we have extremely cheep donator ranks with amazing items in the kits which can be respawned every two days!There is a diversity of people on the server who are always ready for pvp and others who are amazing at building! So come on down and begin your very enjoyable stay at Beast Factions!

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GloryPVP

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	237	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome fellow minecrafter! Want a new faction/pvp server to play on then join us GloryPVP! We are mainly a faction based server with amazing plugins and soon enough we will have custom plugins and stuff once players start to join anyways… Oh did i mention that theres No Lag! Join Today!

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TownyAge

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

TownyAge: The Ultimate Towny Experience. 4 years and still going with an amazing community! A very mature server that allows profanity and “adult topics”. We don’t tolerate those who aim to ruin the experience for everyone else. Our goal is a super chill experience with some super chill people.

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WhatTheCube

PvP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mines Excavated:	4266	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

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Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Hello welcome to StellaPvP! We are a new server with loads of plugins for example: Custom Enchants, McMMO, FloAuction, Factions, Votifier, PlayerHeads, CombatLog, Warp Portals and lots more 🙂 we hope to see you on!

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UniverseHub

Factions, Prison

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

We are a Danish server on which we have now got the Vote system. we are a server for you where we love to play with you. we have a good prison server which our players think is quite good. we are 4 owners of 4-5 servers

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LoLQuest

Roleplay

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Looking for staff, apply at : http://mclolquest.jimdo.com Also currently looking for players to run the following kingdoms: -Noxus -Bandle City -Piltover -Ionia -Bilgewater -Frelijord

Your can also create your own kingdom however you don’t have the benefits that the larger kingdoms have such as shops and larger scale protection.

198.27.122.34

DiddyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7658
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Farms Harvested:	799
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Hey Guys! As you may know, the staff and I have been working really hard on the servers. Sadly we had to let a few of our staff members go recently, So we now have 5 helper positions open! Now to the main part of this: Soon we will be releasing the server to the public, after that is done we will have a quite larger playerbase.

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CyberCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Survival, PvE, PvP (With permission) And economy! Ok then this needs to be 100 characters. What the hell…..

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madcat

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Crops Grown:	6448
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Survival mode, factions, mcmmo, in-game-money, pvp. Claimed land is protected. Kits, crates, silk touch spawners

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Warzone PvP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Farms Harvested:	187	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	5353	Treasure Maps Found:	10

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Rocky Road Realms

Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	179	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Farms Harvested:	481
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Rocky Road Realms is an Australian based minecraft community. We run a single mod-free spigot/bukkit survival server, with a variety of plugins to suit an enhanced roleplay gaming experience. The main plugin our server uses is coded and designed purely for Rocky Road Realms. It includes features such as races, abilities, warps, kits, titles, rewards, economy, custom HELP system and other miscellaneous commands. Our players enjoy the protection of Grief Prevention plugin, with the ability to gain more claim blocks through playtime and voting.

104.219.7.48

imposercraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Emeralds Found:	3385
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Votes:	4299
Runes Activated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

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5.135.0.88

UltraCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

UltraCraft offers the following: Bungeecord Network McMMO Discord Skyblock Survival Economy Marriage on Survival. Towns in our Wildnerness World Jobs Crates Seasonal Crates In-game Ranks that can be purchased with in-game money. Backpacks. Mining/end/nether world resets every 2 months

ultracrafttowny.mcph.co:33512

Osaris

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Server mainly based on Creative and PvP/Fac, it will offer you an unlimited Creative world with flat, relief, and 50×50 plot Creative. But also a PvP/Faction, a Rollplay, and a MiniGame! A MiniGame which is composed of Skywars, TheTower, 1v1, BlockHunt….

Here, the community is very welcoming and the atmosphere is conducive to fun!

So, what are you waiting for?! You are already welcome!

Staff d’osaris.

Osaris.net