PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon comes to party with us on weekends. That’s right, you can battle the boss while sipping on a potion of swag.

2. Our spawn point is a magical disco ball that shoots out diamonds instead of light. Who needs torches when you have bling bling lighting up your world?

3. We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest block parties you’ve ever seen. They even have a DJ booth made out of emerald blocks!

4. Our PvP arena is so intense that players have been known to break their keyboards in a fit of rage. But don’t worry, we provide a free keyboard replacement service for all our members.

5. The rumors are true – Herobrine is actually a regular player on our server. He’s not here to haunt you, though. He just wants to show off his sick redstone skills and challenge you to a build-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and become a part of the chudcel revolution!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	9585

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SwissCheeseCraft: Where cyclists and motorcyclists get lost in the world of blocks!

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Are you tired of sharing the roads with swiss, cyclists, and motorcyclists? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, they are banned! No more dodging road faggots while trying to build your dream castle. Join us and experience a world where the only thing polluting the roads are creepers and zombies. Trust us, it’s a hotholy trinity of fun you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Star Shards Collected:	239
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyRats – Baelz’s Blocky Adventures

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Dream himself would be jealous. We catch dreams in 3D, like, how cool is that? 2. We have original songs and covers that will make your ears melt with joy. From PAKU PAKU SEIBAI to Colour MV, we’ve got it all. 3. Need a break from mining? Check out our mind-crafting Holo EN music videos. They’ll transport you to a whole new world. 4. Our server is like a pandæmonium of fun. With ZODIAC covers and Hakos Baelz EP, you’ll never want to leave. 5. And don’t even get me started on our podcast. It’s so brewin’ with Bae that you’ll be laughing for days. 6. Want some swag to show off in-game? We’ve got limited edition PC cases, official merch, and promise swag that will make your friends green with envy. 7. Plus, our Twitter is full of Bae-tastic art tags that will inspire your creative side. 8. Not sure where to start on our server? Don’t worry, we’ve got guides for everything from Bae basics to stream strategies. 9. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cheater’s Paradise: Where Everyone’s a Winner in Minecraft

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Are you tired of getting rekt by cheating noobs in CSGO? Well, fear not my fellow gamer, for our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us and experience a world where there are no cheaters, only friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug (and maybe explode a little). Our server is so cheat-free, even the Ender Dragon plays fair!

Say goodbye to your 6000 rating woes and hello to a land of endless possibilities and non-stop fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building your way to victory! Who needs CSGO when you have Minecraft, right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Snowy Suburbs Server: Where Creepers are the Only Diversity!

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Are you tired of wandering through Minecraft servers only to find cities full of colorful characters? Look no further! Our server is the last remaining stronghold of the white city, where the buildings are as white as the snow-capped mountains and the villagers all wear matching white robes. Join us for a truly unique experience where you can blend in seamlessly with the monochromatic surroundings and never worry about standing out in a crowd. Plus, rumor has it that our white wool is the softest in all the land, perfect for crafting the most luxurious beds and pillows. So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the whitest of them all!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Victor’s Vixens: A Blocky Adventure!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build your dream hentai castle while fighting off hordes of pixelated monsters with your trusty diamond sword.

Join our server and become a part of our wacky adventure where two experienced developers are leading the charge to create the most epic hentai game ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Make impactful decisions for the game, like choosing which tentacle monster should be the final boss or what kind of lewd skins should be available for your character.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Discord now and be a part of this insane journey! Who knows, you might even become the hero of our hentai Minecraft world. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky BJs & Beyond: A Minecraft Server for the Curious and Creative!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness black girls sucking dick like never before – in Minecraft! Our players have mastered the art of giving blowjobs in the most unexpected places, from the top of a pixelated mountain to the depths of a virtual cave.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding penguins who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with jaw-dropping surprises and unforgettable moments. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Tomboy Adventures

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for tomboys, leg lock enthusiasts, and pixie cut lovers!

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your tomboy skills by building the most badass structures, lock your friends in leg locks during PVP battles, and sport the trendiest pixie cut skins in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground pixie cut salon where you can get the most fabulous haircuts in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted leg lock sword that grants you the power to immobilize your enemies with just one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the tomboy, leg lock, and pixie cut madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	8916	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Zombie Pigmen’s Rave Party: Explaining the Appeal of This Creature

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic mobs like zombies and creepers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic creature you’ve ever seen on our server – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! This majestic beast roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. But beware, if you dare to challenge it, you better come prepared with a rainbow sword and unicorn armor because this creature is no joke!

Join our server now to embark on a quest to befriend the Rainbow Llama Unicorn and gain its magical powers. Rumor has it that if you can ride it into battle, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, we have exclusive rainbow-themed building blocks and weapons that you won’t find anywhere else. So why settle for boring old pigs and cows when you can have a Rainbow Llama Unicorn as your loyal companion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures on our server. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the awesomeness of the Rainbow Llama Unicorn!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

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Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Booty Bouncers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8307
Void Gems Collected:	26	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Potions Brewed:	156
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	140411
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

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Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.