come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Potions Brewed: 92
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
Rainbows Spotted: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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