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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9274 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 2187 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
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