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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9633 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Crops Grown: | 4800 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9853 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
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