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Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Love Letters Sent: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Enchantments Applied: 112
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9694

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Towns Built: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 496

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 323 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Towns Built: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Buildings Constructed: 16
    Falling into the Void: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2151 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Villages Defended: 16

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Zombie Dances: 6 Magic Items Found: 6900

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Magic Items Found: 5081
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Zombie Dances: 5
    Towns Built: 8 Love Letters Sent: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Gods Slained: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 297
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Zombie Dances: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Enchantments Applied: 226

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Crops Grown: 6242
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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