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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 8501 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Are you tired of being a lonely potato in a world full of carrots? Do you spend more time talking to your Minecraft pets than actual humans? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where we guarantee you’ll make friends, enemies, and maybe even find love (or at least a Minecraft spouse)!
Our server is filled with wacky adventures, insane builds, and drama that makes a soap opera look boring. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? And forget about education, you’ll learn everything you need to know about survival in our wild world.
So come join us and escape from your lonely life of gibs and isolation. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player on our server!
