PixelatedMidlifeCrisis

PixelatedMidlifeCrisis

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and virtual adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a go. Little did they know, they would soon find themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and even engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual world, just waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the key to surviving your 40s is hidden somewhere in the pixelated madness of our server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 2120
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • FlareMC

    FlareMC

    Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Magic Items Found: 5902 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    New Chunks Explored: 811292 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 27

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • RoyalMC

    RoyalMC

    RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1235 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DisasterMC Network

    DisasterMC Network

    Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Crops Grown: 8100
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MasterCraft

    MasterCraft

    MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Ores Mined: 4788

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Survivaldub

    Survivaldub

    Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Acorn

    Acorn

    Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Runes Activated: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 152 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Mythical Relics Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Towns Built: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BiscuitSMP

    BiscuitSMP

    Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MineFruit

    MineFruit

    Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Runes Activated: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • RLCraft by CraftersLand

    RLCraft by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Hometown

    Hometown

    Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • GrimmRP

    GrimmRP

    Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4086 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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