PixelatedMidlifeCrisis

PixelatedMidlifeCrisis

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and virtual adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a go. Little did they know, they would soon find themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and even engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual world, just waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the key to surviving your 40s is hidden somewhere in the pixelated madness of our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Tn3 – Anarchy

    Tn3 – Anarchy

    kill sum tuffs and greif things. u can hack. hacked client provided on the website. haev fun destroying other peoples fun. ———————————— This is a new server so first person to join gets OP.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Zombie Dances: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Mayhemcraft Minecraft Survival

    Mayhemcraft Minecraft Survival

    Mayhemcraft Minecraft survival

    Hello We are a Survival server with pvp and skill plugins and clan system. Version 1.16.x to 1.20.1 Java and Bedrock Server

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • The Farmers Market

    The Farmers Market
    An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!

    We are 1.20!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!

    Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4484 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CamsUHC

    CamsUHC

    Play Ultimate Hard Core Minecraft with your friends, online friends, or random users! To make this Ultimate Hard Core, more ultimate, we added a twist. You can uses amazing kits to help you in PvP!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 37

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • GuardianGames

    GuardianGames

    Welcome to GuardianGames.de, an exciting Minecraft network currently in beta and mainly offers the popular game mode “CityBuild”. Our goal is to provide a unique and entertaining gaming experience that takes you into a virtual world full of creativity and adventure. At GuardianGames.de we attach great importance to an active and committed community. We are constantly striving to improve the gaming experience improve and therefore offer an open ear for feedback and suggestions.

    Best regards

    Guardian Games Team!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Emeralds Found: 2132
    Crops Grown: 7471 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • DON’T DROP THE SOAP PRISON SERVER

    DON’T DROP THE SOAP PRISON SERVER

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    Don’t Drop the Soap server is a prison server in which you start at bottom doing various jobs to make money and purchase your way up the ranks. Once enough money is made, you may buy yourself out of prison, into freedom. More on these ranks and what jobs you can do to earn the ranks will be specified later on in this post.The server is online 24/7 ran on a dedicated server. We have 75 slots at the moment with little to no lag.

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    From the lowest Block 3 to the prestige Block 0, life in prison becomes easier as you move up. With less PvP areas, better job, and an overall nicer environment, the price for each block increases as you move up. Below is the list of ranks that you can purchase by using the in-game command /rankup but you must have the money in your account or you will be denied for a rank up. You earn money to rank up by doing various jobs within the server like fishing, mining and many more which will be discussed in depth below!

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    Cost: $0.00This is the starting block, this is where your journey begins. All new players start here. Here, the largest PvP area and hardest working jobs make life grim.

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    Cost: $15,000

    A small step up from Block 3. The decreased PvP and higher paying jobs make the prison seem a bit better. Still always be sure to watch your back.

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    Cost: $40,000The second highest block, this area has well paying jobs, and a reliable source of ready food. The vast space and nice architecture is much needed upgrade compared to the previous blocks.

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    Cost: $75,000The most elite block prior to being free. This block has jobs that can’t be beat and has no PvP areas at all. Choose from either the dirt mine or the multiple mob farms for a steady income of money.

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    Cost: $125,000You have bought your way out of prison, and are a free man! You are free to roam the world outside of prison. You can build whatever you want, wherever you want! Hide your base well because greifing is not prohibited. You may come back to the prison at any time to sell or buy whatever goods you have or may need. Keep in mind you must still abide by prison rules while in the prison.

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    The highest achievable rank on the server, coming with great responsibility. The Warden maintains all activity going on in the server and prison. Only earned through trust and loyalty. The Warden regulates events, moderates the chat, and keeps the server at it’s best.

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    Cost: Pricing at shop.ddtsmc.comDonor privelages Include:

    – More purchasable plots– Private Donator log mine– Sheep Farms– Ability to sell items for higher prices– Colored name in-game (You choose the colour)

    -Donations of $100 or more will grant the user a custom tag of choice as well as being part of the Uber-donor group.

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    Failure to follow these rules may result in a ban or muteNone of the following is allowed:

    – Mods.– Cheating clients.– Advertising other servers.– Repeated offensive behavior.– X-ray texture packs / hacks.– Finding exploits and abusing them.

    – Doing large giveaways

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    Failure to follow these rules may result in a jail

    None of the following is permitted in the prison:

    – Pushing.– PvP abusing.– PvP camping.– PvP safe-zoning.– PvP camping.– Using damaging potions (Poison, insta-damage).– Wielding contraband items (swords, flint and steel, bow and arrows).– Swords, If you’re caught with a sword a guard will ask for it and then count from 5.

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    If you would like to be a guard in-game, feel free to send in an application at bit.ly/mcsoap

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    If you have been banned in-game, feel free to send in a ban appeal at bit.ly/mcsoap

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Villages Defended: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Zombie Dances: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SwoleCraft

    SwoleCraft

    IP for PC/Java: play.swolecraft.com The official Stomsh Minecraft server! Featuring: Economy Survival, Creative plots, SkyWars, SkyBlock and PVP! New gamemodes will be added soon. NEW: The mall! Get your own shop to sell your items to other players in the beautiful new mall! The survival is an economy 1.16.5 survival, you can claim land, buy various items in the shop, trade with other players and you can even buy your own shop in the mall where you can sell your items! You can survival with all your friends, because the server is cross-platform!

    You can play with your Bedrock MCPE and W10 Edition as well! IP for bedrock (PE/W10) clients: bedrock.swolecraft.com (port: 25565) There is a nice community, especially on the official Discord. Please come and have a look around!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SoftSlayer | 1.9 – 1.20.4 | Survival | Small Server | Community-focused | Java & Bedrock Crossplay

    SoftSlayer | 1.9 – 1.20.4 | Survival | Small Server | Community-focused | Java & Bedrock Crossplay
    SoftSlayer is a small and simple community survival server. We are mostly vanilla with some sprinkles. Server has been running since 2011 non-stop, how unlucky. Bedrock support for PC, phones, Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox etc.

    Dynmap – Discord

    ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━⇒ How to join━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Java IP: softslayer.com

    Bedrock IP: softslayer.com:25612

    How to connect with Bedrock via consoles:Xbox – PS4, PS5 – Switch

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 6351
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • KiwiCloud

    KiwiCloud

    This is an amazing skyblock server where having fun is the top priority. We want to make your experience different than any other average skyblock server. We hope that you will at least check out our server and we hope you have fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 17 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Dimension Hops: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 288046 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Buildings Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Holocraft

    Holocraft

    Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.

    • Survival – 1.18.1 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.18.1 • Vanilla – 1.18.1 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soon

    IP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://store.holocraft.xyz Discord: https://discord.holocraft.xyz

    Connect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.18.1 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • πŸ”₯ Vanilla Anarchy πŸ”₯ NO HACKS πŸ”₯ 1.19

    πŸ”₯ Vanilla Anarchy πŸ”₯ NO HACKS πŸ”₯ 1.19
    IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

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    Grief.

    Steal.

    Set traps.

    Kill.

    Harass.

    Infiltrate your enemy’s base.

    Use whatever language you like.

    ONLY hackers get banned.

    Everything else is fair game!

    The world NEVER gets reset, and has a 30 million block radius.

    Explore anywhere and everywhere you want, but you’re on your own. No plugins, no starter kits. Hard mode is on.

    This is old-school vanilla survival multiplayer.

    Good luck!

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    IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Villages Defended: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Animals Bred: 196 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Athenaz

    Athenaz

    Athenaz is a Minecraft Survival server created in March of 2020 by Yolk3y. Friendship, Rivalry, Creativity, and Survival are main aspects of Athenaz. A place truly magical and a server built off true community, Athenaz is a highly welcoming environment.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Towns Built: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Prism

    Prism

    #1 Christian Minecraft Server. Family safe and kid friendly! We are not just a meme. We ask player to follow our guidelines and rules and help keep Prism a friendly environment for all players!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Zombie Dances: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MCVerse City

    MCVerse City
    UpdatesNovember Update – Global Markets and Improved Economy

    Now easier to get more sethomes as well as trade with other players to get the blocks you need to build your dream hideout! Or.. just dig your way out!! Our community grows..

    September 21 Event Start: Pocket world and Seasons!!

    We’ve also added player warps for you to share your builds with.

    General Info

    Stable vanilla survival experience with a mature community to trade and connect with. RandomTP, Claims, Market, Unlimited Open World. We plan to be around for a long time, perfect for casual and dedicated gamers alike.

    Massive world, no limits! 30k x 30k wild warp will expand as it gets used.

    Play on your own terms. Get your own world! Free 10k block claim.

    Market now live!

    Visit discord for map leaks. Recently upgraded server for no lag!

    Java Bedrock crossplay now available.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • zombie-craft.se

    zombie-craft.se

    A Swedish stable server since 2018 with ranker economy and landclaim mcmmo and dynmap and discord and a few other bits and pieces…

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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