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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7719 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 7227 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 172 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers breakdancing. it’s wild, dude.
plus, we got this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret, ya know?
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure to bring your sunscreen, cuz it gets pretty hot in there.
so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server, bro? it’s like a party that never stops, with surprises around every corner. come join us and let’s have a blast together, man.
