Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	955

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6182	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ores Mined:	8981
Runes Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	111345
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1445

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Votes:	4896
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	357827	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mines Excavated:	1416	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	8728
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Animals Bred:	115	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Emeralds Found:	567	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magic Items Found:	5536	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Farms Harvested:	417	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crops Grown:	8194	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

mc.oustcraft.com