Oh my Notch, have you ever seen a more epic Minecraft server than this one?! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and troll your way to victory on the craziest Minecraft server in the blocky universe!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

    CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

    We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

    Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

    Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!
    📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

    DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 130 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

    Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Emeralds Found: 7437
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

    RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!
    Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server ever!

    Are you a Female Vtuber looking to conquer the virtual world? Look no further than /wasp/! This server is the place to be for all your Vtubing advice needs.

    Why /wasp/, you ask? Well, men and women have different strategies when it comes to gaining followers and building an audience. This server is all about helping our female Vtubers reach the top!

    Ready to self-promote and take over the Vtubing world? Of course you can! But be warned, once you become a Vtuber superstar, you may outgrow this server and need your own kingdom to rule.

    Not new to streaming or Vtubing? No problem! This advice thread is open to all levels of expertise. Need help with a redebut or rebranding? We’ve got you covered!

    Even if you’re just a humble viewer looking to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome here. Just make sure to get her consent before doing anything too sketchy, like posting 4chan ads.

    Check out our resources here for all your Vtubing needs.

    And don’t forget to explore our other threads of interest:

    • /vt/wvt/ – OG EN indie thread
    • /vt//lig/ – Large Indies Thread
    • /vt//fig/ – Fighting gamer chuubas
    • /vt//asmr/ – ASMR chuuba discussions
    • /vt//hag/ – Chuubas of 30 years old and up

    Join us on this wild adventure and watch as your Vtubing dreams come true! Previous players can’t get enough, so why wait? Jump in and start building your virtual empire today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Emeralds Found: 5165 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

    Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

    OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers reign supreme in the tech world! Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of new technology and complexity? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the perfect solution for you!

    Introducing our revolutionary new “”””methodology”””” that will make you feel like a tech master (lmao)! We’ve packed it with confusing buzzwords that only a schizo would understand, making you the ultimate tech guru without having to lift a finger.

    Join us and force our methodology down everyone’s throats, getting hired by companies left and right for your expertise (even though it’s just obvious shit everyone was doing anyway). Watch as the younger generations struggle to keep up with your outdated ways while you sit back and collect comfy salaries with zero work or effort.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the boomer tech master you were always meant to be! Just remember, with great power comes great confusion.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 143 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD

    CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD
    Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter to come out? Well, fret no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers ride on pigs and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to fly like a ender dragon.

    So why wait for the next chapter when you can create your own epic adventure on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Proof of Herobrine’s Existence: LOLZ Edition

    Proof of Herobrine’s Existence: LOLZ Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the hackers are in on the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Have you ever been zlined from an IRC and told to go away? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! We’ve got 120 IQ+ players who can crack any code and decipher any message.

    Join us and see for yourself – our community is filled with genius minds and hilarious antics. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unbelievable. Say something to our friends, if you dare!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!

    YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a block away from being broken! Join us and embark on a journey filled with mystery, intrigue, and Pajeets !

    Ever felt like there’s something off about the world of Minecraft? Like there’s a glitch in the matrix? Well, that’s because the Pajeets are everywhere, lurking in the shadows, waiting to be discovered. You can sense their presence, can’t you? It’s like a creeper creeping up on you, ready to explode your mind!

    But fear not, brave player, for we have the answers you seek. Dive deep into the rabbit hole with us, uncover the truth behind the Pajeets , and awaken to a reality you never knew existed. Will you take the Yeet and live in blissful ignorance, or will you take the Jeet and explore the depths of 4chan with us?

    Join us now and let’s uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe together. Remember, all we offer is the truth, nothing more. So grab your pickaxe, follow us down the rabbit hole, and let the adventure begin! Ah kek, are we offline? No way, we’re just getting started!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Pixel Love Shack: Where You and Bae Can Mine and Chill /v/

    Pixel Love Shack: Where You and Bae Can Mine and Chill /v/
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can build epic bases with your significant other? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for couples who love to game together!

    Join us for romantic sunset strolls through our pixelated landscapes, monster slaying date nights, and treasure hunting adventures that will bring you closer together.

    But beware, there’s a rumor that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes when you’re about to say “I love you”. So be sure to always keep your diamond swords at the ready!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will ignite the flames of passion in your relationship, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find diamonds in more ways than one 😉.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Star Shards Collected: 179
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Minecraft Mania: Jewkrainian Troops on the Block

    Minecraft Mania: Jewkrainian Troops on the Block
    Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where Ukrainian troops are converting to Judaism faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us as we embark on a quest to formalize our allegiance to the Western ruling class…through building epic castles and battling dragons, of course!

    But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you’ll also find unicorns roaming the lands, rainbow sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    So why wait? Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even become the chosen one to lead the Ukrainian troops to victory in the name of Judaism!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 217 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Zombie Dances: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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