Pixelated Pints

video games, Speedrunning, pints, Phantasmagoria, new york city

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on UKSG GREEN (ESA) ‘24 for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual landscape is so breathtakingly beautiful that even the Ender Dragon would want to take a selfie here. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming that even creepers are invited to our block parties.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our mines, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on UKSG GREEN (ESA) ‘24 and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to photobomb your screenshots. See you in the game, fellow crafters!

Dreamscape Haven 1.20.3

leisure, comfort, relaxation time, Peaceful, Lazy

Yo, listen up you blockheads! This Minecraft server is like a never-ending slumber party! You can have as many beds as you want, like seriously, build a whole castle made out of beds if you feel like it.

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and let go of all your worries and responsibilities. Who needs real life when you can just chill in Minecraft all day, am I right?

So come on, join us and embrace the neetdom lifestyle. It’s like a warm blanket of pure awesomeness, but in block form. Don’t miss out, join now!

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AnxietyCraft: Boyfriend Edition Minecraft Server

Minecraft, advice, self improvement, Therapy, coping

Looking for a place to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely zero existential crises.

Forget about your boyfriend’s constant need for reassurance and validation, on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about anyone else’s problems. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

So why waste your time dealing with relationship drama when you could be crafting your own virtual paradise? Join our server today and leave all your worries behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds!

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New Server IP
JavaJackedCafeteria

sensory issues, GROUNDS, Siblings, Creamer, advice

Are you tired of dealing with coffee thieves and creamer hoarders in your workplace? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven from such shenanigans! Join us and never worry about someone stealing your precious brew or labeling your creamer with “DO NOT USE” stickers.

On our server, you can brew as much coffee as your heart desires without anyone turning off the pot before you can even enjoy a sip. And if anyone dares to mess with your caffeine fix, you can take matters into your own hands and remove the offending pot from the premises (virtually, of course).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of coffee-related drama and chaos. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and relatable to real-life office struggles? Don’t be the bigger person, be the Minecraft player who takes charge of their coffee destiny!

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FauxTrueStory Minecraft SMP

misleading, fictionalized account, creative license, Inaccurate, embellished

Lol, so like, have you heard of this Minecraft SMP server where the admins are actually aliens in disguise? Yeah, they pretend to be normal players but they’re actually from another planet trying to take over the Minecraft world. It’s like a real-life sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft form. And get this, the whole server is actually based on a true story that never happened! Like, how crazy is that? You gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the epic battle between humans and alien admins. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and ride on flying pigs. It’s wild, man. So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!

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DemolishCraft

demolition of old structures, Extermination, obliteration of injustice, elimination of hatred, Destruction

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you can destroy anything and everything to your heart’s content!

Join us and unleash your inner demolition expert as you blow up villages, set fire to forests, and unleash chaos upon the land. Need a break from all the destruction? No problem! Take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or relax in our creeper-infested hot tub.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely out of TNT. Will you be brave enough to face the explosive beast and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mayhem begin! Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the chaos).

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Pixelated Pints

Dreamscape Haven 1.20.3

AnxietyCraft: Boyfriend Edition Minecraft Server

JavaJackedCafeteria

FauxTrueStory Minecraft SMP

DemolishCraft