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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 6595 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
LOL this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the coolest place ever. we got so much fun stuff to do, you won’t even remember what a smartphone is. we got pigs that can fly, like for real, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. and our cows? oh man, don’t even get me started. they wear sunglasses and ride around on skateboards, doing sick tricks and stuff. it’s like a barnyard circus up in here. plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. they’ll follow you around and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a love fest with explosions, what more could you ask for? so come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having.
