Pixelated Parent Problems

Childhood, Complaints, digital age, digital devices, excessive use, family dynamics, generational divide, Kids, Media consumption, modern society, Parent, parenting, parents, pixelated, Problems, screen time, smartphone usage, smartphones, social media, Technology, technology addiction, television, television watching

LOL this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the coolest place ever. we got so much fun stuff to do, you won’t even remember what a smartphone is. we got pigs that can fly, like for real, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. and our cows? oh man, don’t even get me started. they wear sunglasses and ride around on skateboards, doing sick tricks and stuff. it’s like a barnyard circus up in here. plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. they’ll follow you around and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a love fest with explosions, what more could you ask for? so come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	New Chunks Explored:	963904
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magic Items Found:	4574	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crops Grown:	4365	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6872
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	5932
Potions Brewed:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	932906	Enchantments Applied:	72

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!