Pixelated Pals: Where even the creepers have better relationships than that guy’s wife

acceptance, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compassion, CREEPERS, devotion, disability, family, guys, love, loyalty, Marriage, PALS, patience, pixelated, relationships, retarded wife, Settling, special needs, Spouse, Support, unconditional love, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Animals Bred:	176
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

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Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7211
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	3948	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6146	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4757	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Emeralds Found:	9338
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Chimeras Created:	2

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Crops Grown:	6880
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5452
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	544193	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	30

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Villages Defended:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Mines Excavated:	3336
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9950
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Emeralds Found:	9540	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Star Shards Collected:	224	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1047	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Dragon Eggs Found:	6769	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

play.yomnetwork.ca