Pixelated Pals: Where even the creepers have better relationships than that guy’s wife

acceptance, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compassion, CREEPERS, devotion, disability, family, guys, love, loyalty, Marriage, PALS, patience, pixelated, relationships, retarded wife, Settling, special needs, Spouse, Support, unconditional love, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why settle for a boring virtual world when you can have a pic related retarded wife to keep you entertained? Join our server for the chance to experience the wackiest adventures and craziest antics you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a zombie! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mines Excavated:	4764	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	148	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Towns Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Emeralds Found:	9047	Rainbows Spotted:	2

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7637
Enchantments Applied:	293	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	4370
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2829
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	84	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Void Armor Forged:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1862
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	833959	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Divine Spears Created:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Potions Brewed:	127	Dragons Tamed:	3

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchantments Applied:	246
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Void Gems Collected:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Buildings Constructed:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com