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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 8815 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Crops Grown: | 7042 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 93 |
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So why wait? Join us today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. And remember, only the coolest cats and craziest characters are welcome here. See you on the other side, racists!