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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5073 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 229 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
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So why wait? Join us today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. And remember, only the coolest cats and craziest characters are welcome here. See you on the other side, racists!