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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6478 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 4467 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Ores Mined: | 7917 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the server, granting wishes to all who witness it.
So why wait? Join us today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. And remember, only the coolest cats and craziest characters are welcome here. See you on the other side, racists!