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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2748 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 7108 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
New Chunks Explored: | 280522 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 84 |
Animals Bred: | 99 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).
Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!