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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 859 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2073 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 260471 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 280 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 265 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Animals Bred: | 105 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!