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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 2903 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!