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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 1785 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Potions Brewed: | 64 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!