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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3315 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!