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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 8774 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!