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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 726 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!