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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4357 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!