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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2649 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!