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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2877 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!