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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3911 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 294 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 148 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8807 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!