so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
Void Gems Collected: 18 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Crops Grown: 7224 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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