so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Crops Grown: 2032
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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