so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Dimension Hops: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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