so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
Holy Grails Found: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Falling into the Void: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 9
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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