join our minecraft server and avoid becoming an incel statistic! our server is proven to increase your chances of finding love and companionship in the real world. we have special potions that will make you irresistible to the opposite sex, guaranteed! plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any incel energy, so you can game in peace without worrying about creepy vibes. come join us and say goodbye to toxic masculinity forever!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
Dragon Scales Harvested: 496 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Zombie Dances: 9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyChallenges

    CraftyChallenges
    Have you ever tried playing Minecraft blindfolded, with one hand tied behind your back, and a parrot on your shoulder squawking random crafting recipes in your ear? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server!

    Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as you navigate through our custom-built world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and lava waterfalls that flow in reverse. Don’t worry, our resident wizard will be there to guide you through the madness…unless he accidentally turns himself into a chicken again.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of killer bunnies? Done. How about building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course…we don’t want to clean up actual brain matter). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4971 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 103 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PvPokeWar: Russian Roulette

    PvPokeWar: Russian Roulette
    come join our minecraft server where we have russian forces shooting 16 ukrainian prisoners of war in the pokrovsk direction!!!!! it’s a wild ride, folks. but don’t worry, we have respawn so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem. build your own prison camp or try to escape from one, the possibilities are endless! plus, our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6002 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Hurricane Havoc: Death & Destruction

    Hurricane Havoc: Death & Destruction
    COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE THE ONLY HURRICANE YOU’LL EXPERIENCE IS THE STORM OF FUN AND EXCITEMENT! WE’VE GOT MORE DEATHS THAN A HURRICANE AFTERMATH, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ALL VIRTUAL AND HILARIOUS!

    WE’VE ANALYZED 501 TROPICAL CYCLONES AND FOUND THAT THE BEST WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO JOIN OUR SERVER AND BUILD A VIRTUAL BUNKER. OUR POPULATION IS AS DIVERSE AS THE AFTERMATH OF A HURRICANE, WITH INFANTS AND BLACK PLAYERS DOMINATING THE LANDSCAPE.

    SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE VIRTUAL STORM OF A LIFETIME! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • What are Minecraft servers like Lifestealing ?

    What are Minecraft servers like Lifestealing
?
    Some similar Minecraft servers to Lifestealing include:

    1. LifestealCraft – This server offers a similar Lifesteal experience with custom features and events to keep players engaged.

    2. LifestealPvP – A PvP-focused server with a Lifesteal twist, allowing players to battle it out in intense combat scenarios.

    3. LifestealSurvival – If you enjoy the survival aspect of Lifestealing, this server provides a similar experience with unique challenges and features.

    4. LifestealFactions – Join a faction and conquer the competition on this server, which combines Lifesteal elements with faction gameplay for an exciting adventure.

    5. LifestealCreative – For those who prefer creative mode, this server offers a Lifesteal twist on building and creating, allowing players to showcase their skills in a unique environment.

    Whichever server you choose, you’re sure to find a fun and engaging experience that resembles the excitement of Lifestealing. Join a community of players who love immersive gameplay and discover your new favorite Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 64
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

    Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as stealthy as a sneaky Khajiit? Look no further! Our server is so secretive, even the Thieves Guild would be impressed.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and a community crazier than Sheogorath himself. Need a break from slaying dragons in Skyrim? Check out our sister threads for some adult fun or lore discussions that will make even the most seasoned loremaster’s head spin.

    And don’t worry about starting from scratch – we’ve got a treasure trove of mods and patches to make your journey easier. So grab your sword, sharpen your arrows, and join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of Tamriel. Just watch out for mudcrabs – those little guys are vicious!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 30 Zombie Dances: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

    Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance!

    Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • GrannyGriefMC Server

    GrannyGriefMC Server
    Are you tired of dealing with pretentious players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and let loose in a world where you can be yourself without judgment.

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a player comes along and tells you that your design isn’t realistic for a medieval setting. Who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Not you! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone raining on your parade.

    But wait, there’s more! Imagine mining away peacefully when someone tries to show off their knowledge by bragging about their science A level. Seriously, who needs that kind of showboating? Not you! On our server, we value creativity and fun over trying to one-up each other.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a strict “no interrupting conversations to talk about random characters” policy. Because let’s face it, nobody likes a conversation hog.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can be yourself, build to your heart’s content, and leave the pretentious players behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Animals Bred: 42
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftingWifeRage

    CraftingWifeRage
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of working from home? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual getaway where your boss can’t interrupt your meetings and your spouse can’t barge in on your gaming time.

    Imagine building your dream castle without any distractions, except maybe a creeper or two. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow, away from the real world drama.

    And hey, if your boss or spouse do happen to find their way onto the server, just blame it on a glitch in the matrix. We won’t tell anyone your secret escape plan. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SadBoiMinecraftSMP

    SadBoiMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chicken statues that shoot fireworks, and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s dormant… probably).

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Star Shards Collected: 162
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky Bliss

    Blocky Bliss
    The best feeling in the world is when you’re mining for diamonds on our Minecraft server and you accidentally stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers and party-loving skeletons. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a zombie in a top hat!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, engage in epic battles with armies of evil bunnies, and participate in intense llama races across treacherous terrain. And did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with a beak of iron and feathers of gold?

    So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can be living out wild and wacky fantasies in our one-of-a-kind world?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • HezboCraft: RIP Israeli Troops

    HezboCraft: RIP Israeli Troops
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can reenact the epic battle between israeli troops and hezbullah in lebanon!!! build ur own army of blocky soldiers and take down ur enemies in the most intense pvp battles ever!!! who will come out on top, the israelis or hezbullah?? u decide in this crazy world of blocky warfare!!! plus, there’s a secret hidden base where u can find rare loot and treasures to help u in battle!!! join now for the most intense minecraft experience of ur life!!!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • NoShootZone – Protect your pixels!

    NoShootZone – Protect your pixels!
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most amazin’ gun-free zones to keep ya safe from creepers and griefers! Our study shows that these zones actually make ya less likely to get shot up, so come on in and build to your heart’s content without worryin’ bout gettin’ blasted to bits! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all sorts of magical stuff to make your gaming experience extra special. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Redfield: Where cows wear sunglasses and creepers do the cha-cha slide [SMP]

    Redfield: Where cows wear sunglasses and creepers do the cha-cha slide [SMP]
    <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/bedrock-edition-euforia-overpowered-weapons-minecraft-addon-showcase/">Redfield Modded</a> SMP

    Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

    Providing a casual and fun environment for community driven players.

    Our goal is to expand our tight-knit community with like-minded individuals like you!

    Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would change. All mods and creative content are for convenience only. The mods currently installed are: Markers Pack, Mini Blocks, Mob Heads, and Redfield 4.25 which includes boarderless glass and some other visual changes.

    Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players 18 years or older.

    Come join our 4th season of the Redfield SMP! Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

    What to Expect?

    • Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
    • Casual Environment
    • Active Discord/Realm
    • Community Elected Positions
    • Joinable Sub-communities
    • Hermitcraft-style

    If any of this interests you, check us out! Join our Discord Server

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocky Boredom Busters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Boredom Busters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a basic midwit with a boring 98-108 IQ range? Do you long for a place where you can unleash your inner craziness and embrace the weird and wonderful? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where only the most outlandish and hilarious players are welcome!

    Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build the most insane structures and pull off the most ridiculous pranks. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From giant flying pigs to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why settle for being just another average normal player when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Trust us, once you step foot in our wacky world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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