Pixel Reality TV Show

Authenticity, Characters, culture, Drama, Entertainment, everyday life, Human Behavior, modern life, PIXEL, Plot, Real Life, Reality, Reflection, relatability, relatable, Show, societal issues, society, Storyline, T.V. show, television, Television series

Are you tired of boring old reality TV shows that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate reality show experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible, from building epic castles to battling dragons with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll swear you’re living in a parallel universe where Minecraft is the only form of currency. Need a new pickaxe? Just trade in some diamonds! Want to travel to the Nether? Just hop on our virtual portal and watch out for those pesky ghasts.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion? Join us now and find out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BoomCraft: Wanted in Norway

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come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up pagers like in lebanon but with a twist! we have norway issuing wanted notices for players who can master the art of exploding pagers in the most epic ways possible. join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction as we create mayhem in the virtual world like never before. who knew exploding pagers could be so much fun? join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Muppet Armor Wars

armor, ARMS, battle, Characters, comedy, creativity, Entertainment, FANTASY, fictional, imagination, Legs, Muppet, muppets, puppet armor, puppet battle, puppet characters, puppet entertainment, puppet show, puppet war, Puppetry, War, Wars

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MUPPETS IN ARMOR FIGHTIN’ WARS! U CAN SEE KERMIT WITH A SWORD AND MISS PIGGY WITH A SHIELD, IT’S WILD! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE TELETUBBIES LIVE AND THEY’LL GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U TELL THEM A JOKE! COME JOIN THE MADNESS, IT’S A PARTY IN HERE!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Carbon Log Legacy – Fight Climate Change

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lol join our epic minecraft server where we bury logs to fight climate change!! 🌳🌍

we have ancient logs that have been buried for thousands of years and still retain 95% of the carbon they drew from the air! 😱🔥

come join us and help save the planet, one buried log at a time! plus, who knows what kind of crazy ancient treasures you might find buried in our world?! 🤪⛏️

so come on, grab your shovel and get digging on our server! let’s show mother nature some love while having a blast in minecraft! 🌲💚🎮

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

☕ Java Survival, Where Creepers Drink Coffee and Villagers are Overcaffeinated!

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Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server rules

Rules
No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising



**FAQs:**

1. **Can I use mods on the server?**
   - Generally, we recommend playing without mods to maintain a fair and equal experience for all players. However, some mods may be allowed, but please check with an admin first.

2. **How do I report a player for breaking the rules?**
   - You can report a player by sending a private message to a moderator or admin on the server or contacting them through Discord.

3. **Are there any restrictions on building structures?**
   - While we allow creative freedom in building, we ask that players respect others' property and not build too close to someone else's structures without permission.

4. **Can I invite my friends to join the server?**
   - Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join the community. Just make sure they follow the server rules too.

5. **Is PvP allowed on the server?**
   - Yes, PvP is allowed, but we request that players engage in fair and friendly combat. Harassment or excessive PvP may result in disciplinary action.

6. **How often is the server backed up?**
   - The server is regularly backed up to prevent data loss. However, we recommend you also back up your own builds and valuable items just to be safe.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ores Mined:	6797
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Screaming Anime Girl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a special feature called “screaming anime girl: the game”! Join us for the chance to hear ear-piercing screams of anime girls every time you mine a diamond or slay a zombie. It’s like a virtual concert in your ears!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Twerking Enderman”, who will shake his pixelated booty for your entertainment. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by the Creeper DJ.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of noise-canceling headphones!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Bill’s Hype Minecraft SMP – Josh’s Pranksters

AFC East, Bill’s hype, bills, Buffalo, Buffalo Bills, championship hopes, Disappointment, fan reactions, football, hype, Josh Allen, Joshs, Minecraft, NFL, playoff destiny, PLAYOFFS, postseason pressure, pranksters, Quarterback, smp, sports, sports media, super bowl, team letdown, team performance, underestimation

Are you tired of being let down by your teammates in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we guarantee that you will never be disappointed by your fellow players! Just like Josh Allen in the playoffs, you will be surrounded by a team that will always have your back…even if they have to build a fortress around you to protect you from creepers. So come join us and experience the thrill of victory without the agony of defeat!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Towns Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ores Mined:	2873	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MarryMe4MyDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

AMBITION, attraction, chemistry, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional connection, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, intelligence, Kindness, long term potential, loyalty, MarryMe4MyDiamonds, Minecraft, Passion, Personality, Physical attraction, sense of humor, Shared values, smp, trustworthiness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?)

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. Yes, you read that right. Chickens dancing. And not just any chickens, but chickens wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal llama butler who will fetch them snacks and build them elaborate sandcastles on command. Who needs a spouse when you have a llama butler, are we right?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a creeper wearing a bowtie. Hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VotePurgeCraft

American politics, conservative agenda, Democracy, election interference, Electoral Process, general election, gop, partisan politics, political tactics, republican party, Republican strategy, republicans, VotePurgeCraft, voter disenfranchisement, voter fraud, voter purge, voter registration, voter rolls, voter suppression, voter suppression tactics, voting rights

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only way to win is by purging voter rolls! That’s right, we’ve turned politics into a Minecraft mini-game where Republicans are the ultimate champions.

Join us as we race against the clock to delete as many voters as possible before the general election. But be careful, the Democrats are lurking around every corner trying to stop us. Will you be the hero that saves the election for the GOP, or will you be defeated by the evil forces of democracy?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the voter purging begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Void Gems Collected:	35	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NukeCraft: Submarine Sunk!

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a Chinese nuclear submarine that sinks every time you log in! It’s like a mini underwater adventure every time you play. Swim with the fishes and try to find the lost treasure before the submarine blows up again! Who needs navy expansion when you have us? Join now for a sinking good time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Synced Clocks, Delayed TVs

Accurate, advancement, Celebrated, celebration, Clocks, decades ago, delayed, Delays, Digital, Entertainment, Flipped, Modernization, new years, simultaneously, sports wins, synced, synchronization, Technology, television, Time, TV, tvs

come join our epic minecraft server where time is all wacky and wild just like those olden days when people couldn’t sync their clocks right! we got sports wins happening at the same time on TV but with digital delays! it’s like a time warp of chaos and confusion, but in a fun minecraft world! join us for a wild ride of wonky time and crazy celebrations! who needs accurate clocks when you can have a blast with us?!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockyRainbowPrideLand

BlockyRainbowPrideLand, cisgender, dementia, late-life depression, LGBTQ, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ disparities, LGBTQ+ stigma, LGBTQ+ wellbeing, mental health, Straight.., stress, Stroke

come join dis crazy minecraft server where we protect our LGBTQ+ homies from late-life depression, dementia, and stroke! we got rainbow sheep, sparkly unicorns, and a secret potion that makes you immune to stress! we even have a rainbow rollercoaster that will make you forget all your worries! join us and let’s fight off those bad vibes together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

❤️ ULTRATECH 🔥 NEW TECHNOLOGIES 🔥 WIP 10.05 Minecraft server

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❤️ UltraTech 1.20.1 is a server of innovative technologies and capabilities. Thanks to the modern version of the game, the gameplay seems more interesting and exciting than ever! Author’s developments, crafts changed beyond recognition, a large number of different mods and well-developed quest lines!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Luna MC: where mining diamonds is like finding a unicorn in a haystack 1.21

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Welcome to Luna MC – Survival with a Twist!

Server IP	play.luna-mc.net
Store	https://store.luna-mc.net/
Discord	https://discord.gg/T6NUBZP8mm

Looking for a Minecraft survival experience that stands out? Luna MC is here to offer just that! With years of experience running servers in other games, I’m now taking this Minecraft project seriously—and we’ve already built a fantastic, growing community.

As an experienced Java developer, I have big plans for Luna MC. We’re bringing custom content, unique features, and epic gameplay that goes beyond your average survival server. Some highlights include:

✨ Survival with a Twist – A classic survival experience with exciting custom twists.
⚔️ Custom Dungeons & Bosses – Brave dangerous dungeons and take down powerful bosses for rewarding loot.
🏰 Player-Driven Economy – Shape the economy and build your fortune through player trading and interaction.
📜 Quests & Adventures – Take on exciting quests and explore unique content.
🎮 Events & Raids – Participate in server-wide raids and events for epic prizes!

Our vision doesn’t stop there! We’re actively developing new bosses, raids, and custom content to keep things fresh and engaging. Plus, we’re listening closely to the community to ensure that Luna MC evolves in the best way possible. If you’re looking for a server with a passionate team and an awesome community, you’ve found it.

Join us today, and be part of the adventure!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address play.luna-mc.net in the Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules in our Discord server.
Can I donate to support the server?	Yes, you can support the server by visiting our store at https://store.luna-mc.net/ and purchasing items or ranks.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host regular events and raids for all players to participate in and win epic prizes.
Is there a way to give feedback or suggest new features?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community. You can share your ideas in our Discord server or on the forums.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Trump’s Presser Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, 45 Office, Donald J Trump, Flint MI, God Bless the USA, indiana pa, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, mint hill nc, president trump, Presidential Library, Presser, Rumble, savannah ga, Server, team trump, trump archive, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trumps, truth social, uniondale ny, White House 45, wilmington nc

Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen, folks! Join now for an experience like no other, where you can build the biggest, most beautiful blocky wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies.

Why join, you ask? Well, because President Donald J. Trump himself is a player on this server! That’s right, you can team up with the man himself to make Minecraft great again!

But wait, there’s more! Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, is also a regular player on the server. Imagine the epic battles you can have with her by your side, fighting off the fake news mobs and liberal snowflakes.

And if you still need convincing, just know that the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is a virtual building on this server, filled with all the best memes and tweets from the man himself. It’s like a treasure trove of MAGA goodness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! Build the best blocky wall, defeat the most tremendous mobs, and show the world that you’re a true patriot of the blocky world. #Minecraft45 #TrumpCraft #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dialogue Minecraft SMP Favorite

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with the best dialogue you’ve ever heard! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and jaw-dropping plot twists that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP of all time, then come join us! Who needs a movie when you’ve got our server for non-stop entertainment? Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, blockheads!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.