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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 3094 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?
With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.