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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4210 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 52 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9659 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?
With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.