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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8164 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9580 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 877 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?
With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.