lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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